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Hey Friends!
I've just moved over to Substack for all my writing...so, if you’d like some non-milquetoast takes on astrology and our ever weirder world, head over here.
Clarisse xx
April Horoscopes 2025
I’ve just moved into the Substack community. So, I’m a new neighbor, kind of. Over there, I do twice-monthly live streams where we...
What Does February Have in Store for Your Zodiac Sign? February 2025 Horoscopes Revealed!
January felt biblically long—but we finally made it. New month, new year? Sort of. February gives us a bit of a breather, sure, but...
What do the stars have in store for you this January? Your horoscope for every zodiac sign and a sneak peek at 2025!
Happy New Year! 🎉 As I write this from far northern Sweden, where the night stretches on a little longer than usual, it feels especially...
Scorpio Season Horoscopes for Soho House
S O H O S C O P E S: SCORPIO SEASON (OCTOBER 23rd to NOVEMBER 22nd) Welcome to Scorpio Season, the zodiac’s darkest, most fascinating...
Pluto goes direct today (October 11 2023)
Hold tight, Pluto is going direct. Pluto has been retrograde since May 1st and today it will 'station'. Recently, astronomers (not...
What is Astro-Cartography?
How to Find Your Power Places Using AstroCartography An interview I did about Astro-Cartography for Marie Claire I’m sure you know the...
Horoscopes for Libra Season 2023 for Soho House
This month, we leave behind practical Virgo for deliberative (some would say indecisive) Libra, whose symbol is the scales (balance,...
How to use Electional Astrology to pick the optimal Wedding Date
Many of us look to astrology when we start a relationship, so why wouldn't we do the same to maximise our “I do” moment? With weddings...
How to make sense of your birth chart, A guide to your Big 3.
SUN, MOON, AND RISING SIGN Flashback: the year is 1600. A fetching lambkin approaches you at a London tavern near the Globe Theatre,...
August Horoscopes for RUSSH magazine
August starts off in Leo, whose element is fire, whose symbol is the Lion, and whose ruler is the regal Sun. Leo season is a time for...
Your Cosmic Love Match (the best match for each zodiac sign)
Hi there! I thought it would be fun to write an article about romantic compatibility in the zodiac—after all, who doesn’t want to know...
Venus Retrograde in Leo (July 22 to September 3rd)
The release of Barbie: the Movie pretty much coincides with Venus going retrograde in Leo on July 22. And, judging from the premise of...
July Horoscopes
Your July horoscopes have arrived: Here’s what’s in store for the month ahead Until July 22nd, we swim through Moon-ruled Cancer, whose...
Astrology and colours - find out your lucky match
Did you know that each zodiacal sign has a lucky colour? Astrology and colours - find out your lucky match
Soho Horoscopes: Embrace your inner flirt this Gemini Season
By Clarisse Monahan Illustration by Rosa Viktoria Ahlers Gemini season is like a cosmic alarm clock, alerting you that it’s time to...
Pluto in Aquarius
Pluto in Aquarius
Venus in Taurus
From March 16 to April 11, prepare for a plush three week Venus in Taurus transit, made all the more sweet, given where Planet Love is...
Pisces Season 2023 Horoscopes for Soho House
Pisces Season outlook for each sign for 2023 for Soho House
Scorpio Season Horoscopes for Soho House
Welcome to Scorpio season, whose element is water, whose modality is fixed, and whose energy is obsessive. Scorpio has a dark arts vibe....
Libra Horoscopes for Soho House
They say that ‘Virginia is for lovers’, but we’re going to quibble with that claim and assert instead that Libra is. Ruled by Venus...
Here’s a complete guide to understanding the 12 Houses in astrology
Whenever we read a horoscope (if you haven't yet read your horoscope forecast for October, then what are you waiting for?), we usually...
PLUTO RETROGRADE
Hold tight, another retrograde is almost upon us. This time, it's Pluto's turn, beginning its retrograde on April 30 (AEST) and ending on...
May Horoscopes for RUSSH magazine
The month begins in the lux-loving sign of Taurus and shifts into chatterbox Gemini on the 21st. This transition from Bullish fixed-earth...
March 2022 Horoscopes for RUSSH magazine
We begin March in the mutable waters of Pisces season and end it in the rash, youthful, head-butting domain of Aries (beginning March...
What Workouts Are Best for Your Zodiac Sign?
Your zodiac workout guide. See which workout best suits your sign.
Astro-herbalism
In this month’s column for Soho House, astrologer and member Clarisse Monahan explores how linking herbalism to astrology can offer a...
Queer Astrology for Soho House
In this month’s column, astrologer and member Clarisse Monahan explores how an emerging queer astrology seeks to rethink masculine and...
The Zodiac Dispatch: Summer of Love transits for Soho House
Astrologer Clarisse Monahan reflects on the cosmic movements that defined 1967’s Summer of Love, and provides transit forecasts for what...
Social Planets: Jupiter and Venus this Spring and Summer for Soho House
In this month’s column, astrologer and member Clarisse Monahan explains the significance behind mid-April’s upcoming astrological window,...
Asteroid Astrology and Women's Empowerment for Soho House
Eleanor Bach’s Ephemerides Of The Asteroids: Ceres, Pallas, Juno, Vesta (1973) is the Gender Trouble of astrology. It’s a technical but...
Into the Age of Aquarius for Soho House
Joe Biden’s recent victory over Donald Trump in the US elections augurs a political realignment by the year’s end that will coincide with...
2021 Has Odd Couple Energy : The Uranus / Saturn Square
The Zodiac Dispatch bids farewell to batshit 2020, a year that felt more like two decades, with each socially distant day moving as...
Mars, Mercury Retrograde, and Election Day Madness: What to Expect
Welcome to the Zodiac Dispatch, Soho House’s new bi-monthly zodiac dispatch that looks at the intersection of astrology, politics, and...
Biden's Inauguration and the Void-of-Course Moon
In this month’s column for Soho House, astrologer Clarisse Monahan explores how a ‘Void-of-Course Moon’ phase will affect Joe Biden’s...
What is Synastry? Bill Murray, Sophia Coppola, and Their New Film
For many girls of a certain age, an upcoming Sofia Coppola movie elicits the kind of excitement that I imagine boys from the 1970s felt...
Valentines in Retrograde: February Astrology
Big Aquarius Energy Here is my February column for Soho House which is all about our current pile up of planets in Aquarius. Possibly the...
Pluto, Sun, and Social Activism: Lebron James's Chart
With an eager heart, Zodiac Dispatch watched basketball mega-star LeBron James and his Los Angeles Lakers move ever closer to a coveted...
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